Agent – You know how we wanted you to sign on for another 12 months?
Me – Yeah (here is comes….muttering)
Agent – Well sadly the owner’s sister wants to move in so you have 60 days to find another place.
The owner has been checking out the place many time with and without builders in hand before we even got the boot…constantly we asked are you going to sell…oooh no no no not all….
Translation – “Sister moving in”Owner is looking to do some renovations and thought these silly buggers haven’t signed the new lease yet. Lets use the “sister” trick, revamp this sucker or maybe get “the block” in to do a number on it….lift the rent or sell, sell, sell!!
Its just like a relationship you see the signs that its over but you just don't wanna let go. But Its so easy and we have all this baggage together! Well furniture...
The art of Moving…
I love my house and it was my little sweet find! Low rent, big rooms, close to everything and cheeky name – Easey Street! I had been in a great house in Brunswick Street with terrible housemates...sorry I meant hermits! There were two girls and a pervert.
If you ever turned your back he would be lurking right behind you. He was like a cross between Mr Burns from the Simpson’s and Mr Bean. He would sliver into your room without you knowing always wanting to chat about random crap or ask questions that always seemed too personal. He got along well with the girls because they were all bitchy and had no lives. At least with Mr Bean he spoke to my face, the girls thought the fridge was some kind of ouiji board where they could write their demands, dislikes and threats.
Everyone always stayed in their room after they got home from their boring jobs and there was zero furniture in the lounge room... This sign should have set off warning bells in my head, if I had a bit more experienced in out of home living…..WARNIING, WARNING HERMITS ARE NEAR….WARNING YOU ARE LIVING WITH HERMITS!….When people have too much time on their hands and don’t do much they tend to bitch about the most trivial things. I had three of them to deal with….ahhh….if there was one speck of paper on the stairs they would bring it to me and say i did not do a good enough job. The house was spotless, like a hospital. I use to joke to friends that i was Cinderella and they were the ugly two step sisters and he was the step mother.
I guess the best thing is I had the top level to myself but having a beautiful rocking house doesn’t mean anything when your unhappy and living with the socially retarded!
So I went out into the world to create my own little humble abode and over the fourish years I have been here there have been many that have passed through.
There were some great parties….lets take a walk down memory lane
Bad Taste Party
A she being a he being a she…confused yet?? Tampon earring and pubes were my favourite part.
Old and Easey Party!
Old And EaseyThere were oldies……
Dolly and Maude (Lisa and Gina)Back in the day they were swinging now their just swinging their undies dry on a good windy day!
Easey - Easy
Alice in Wonderland
Australian 70's Party!
Australian’s 70’s Party Everyone was suppose to come as something from the 70’s in Australia but I think the only person who achieved this was Lisa with cyclone Tracy which she had made out of holla hoops. Early Morning – Who has the best wig of all! Whoops red hair peaking through!
Camera’s always seem to lie…but I am ok with that….10am looking good after gate crashing someone else’s house and doing a dance on their table knocking all their bottles over…..a hippy pipes up and says “ Guys…guys….can youuuuu please not do that!”
Rock Star Party
Best party ever!! We had way too many people crammed into a small house and backyard. Two bands - The Youngs's and Wool house (metal band)....lets just say the neighbours were not too happy....i got to crowd surf in the lounge room and pretty much kissed the roof with my smeared make up....greeted cops dressed as courtney love...we met meow meow.....when the metal band the neighbours chucked flowwer at them but instead of pissing us off it made a great light smoke effect...too many people in my room and lisa's room and no one was left in the lounge! all round good times that just cant be repeated!
****Everyone made sure they checked their cocks before they rocked out with them!****
Courtney and Amy fought it out
Playing some sweet tunes in the backyard!!
Kurt and Courtney were there
Closing Time -
Thank you Easey Street for providing a lovely place to live for four years with some lovely people that we have enjoyed good times and bad, tears and laughter, farting and orgasms, partying and spewing....ahh Easey street you were a beautiful find and you will always have a place in my heart!
Love love love to all
my house mates new and old
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