Friday, 11 January 2013

Mayan Calendar - New Beginnings, New Stories 2013

Incase you did not catch these insightful Skype chats i have put them all on the one page for you to
enjoy and share with your friends.

As you know the world did not end and non of the amazing characters i interviewed ever thought
it would. They believed in their own inner guidance and had hope for a new world we are all going
to create together.

These interviews were recorded before the 21/12/2013 see if anything rings true to you, expand your knowledge and your hearts.

 Tanishka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D52ZAZSKspo&list=UUzrDO_b2w2hFgVQjh6FYplg&index=3
Tanishka speaks about her personal journey, twin flames, community and her inner guidance into 2013. Always a delight to speak with - full of amazing energy, great humour and a clear explanation for what to expect for 2013.

Michelle 


Michelle was extremely brave to speak to me about her personal journey about her life changing experience in regards to parting from her soul mate, what life means now to her, the future and hopes for a new world.

Yanick 



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ_uXPN7r44&list=UUzrDO_b2w2hFgVQjh6FYplg&index=1
Yanick shares his first interview about becoming spiritual "Spiritual coming out"! He shares his experience, the troubles he faced and now the acceptance he has in life by having loving supportive people around him who are going through the same thing. It is a very honest interview that will hopefully help others understand what some people go through or if yourself feel that you are going through it that there is support out there.

Thank you to these amazing people for sharing their thoughts, feelings and lives with the world. It is not an easy thing to do to put yourself out there to be judge, be viewed and be questioned. They all have so much strength and beauty to share their story to help others.

I would love to hear the wider audience opinions and if you are interested in sharing your story do contact me and we can speak about it.

Much love 

Gina xx

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Prepare to Burn...Burn Baby!

Burning Man Here we come!!

.....still crossing fingers tight for that extra wig to rock up on my door step....i know first world problems!

Finally after so many years of wishing and hoping i will finally be heading to burning man
with my chosen family of jokers and tricksters. I can not wait but alas i still feel like i have forgotten something...

Mmm tickets...Yes....Brain...some what Yes....Heart...Yes..beating like a drum.. Plus rocking spirit....YES!! YES! YES! I am ready world...take me!

I have been reading up for months on what to take and organising outfits, goggles, masks etc...even my nose has been all fixed up just to snort a 70 k sand storm...holy Guacamole!

If you don't know much about Burning Man festival...in short its the best party in the world!! But basically it is a celebration of life and creating the world you want to live in. It has massive amazing pieces of art to admire, play with and explore. It is a small city that is created by the 60,000 people that inhabit it in the Nevada desert and then after 7 days it is destroyed. There is no money system and no barter system either. You bring all you will need for seven days and we all share with one another....or gifting they call it which is giving without looking for something in return....

Wouldn't that be nice in the real world....no money! *sigh*

People come from everywhere to celebrate, create, get naked, explore, dance and just be with one another in extreme heat, full on weather and at night freezing cold temperatures.

Here is a shot of the camping ground it is set up as a clock and letters....it even has street signs such as destiny, hope, greed street



They burn the man (a giant figure that stands in the middle of the area) on the second last night, we dance and be merry.


On the last night is when they burn the temple of transition which is about reflecting on the time we have spent together, to remember past emotions, people and dreams....they burn it and send all the messages out into the ether.


The art is pretty amazing and can be quiet hugeorama....plus the art cars should be a hoot and a great way to get to places when we are too tired to ride our bikes.
The imagination is so inspiring and i can not wait to run with the ideas, the suggestions and the kook kook kooky!

So far this has been my collection of pieces i am taking
serious burning face...trust me i will be much happier when i am there....

Amazing bustle was made especially for me, burning man and other festival i drag my ass too! So beautiful!

There is many wigs and leggings to go with a lot of these outfits....

Lets see if it all fits in the bag!

On a serious note i am taking a collection of gifts from other lovely people to burning man to burn at the temple of transition. If anyone would like me to take something for you please do email me at outofyourbx@gmail.com or on fb. 

 Here is a really lovely video about the temple of transition 
Dear Temple of Transition 

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
SAFE JOURNEYS TO EVERYONE...

See you on the other side of the rainbow....

Love Gina xxx


Wednesday, 14 December 2011

EGA 2011 Outdoor Psychedelic Symposium

EGA was the festival of the year for me! I guess this is mainly due to the fact that i usually head to trashy doof festivals that make me feel broken in two and put me in a state of repair for the next adventure.

I had known about this festival for a few years and always wanted to attend. It wasn't until a friend of mine Eric was like arn't you going to EGA. I was like what the rock is EGA?? I had put all my eggs in the one basket by hoping that Shine on would deliver some healing that i needed....sadly it pushed me more into oblivion. I needed something sweeter and nurturing to the soul.

I grabbed my gal pal Nat for an adventure to bush for the psychedelic festival. The environment was so beautiful and there was only 700 people there from parts of Australia and other parts of the world.

I was in my usual hyper festival mode and was bursting at the seems only to realise that i needed to chill out a bit. It was a more calmer vibe with less booze and drugs, no music (well only for two hours every night) and an intellectual crowd.

When i was telling people i was heading to this festival many people turned their nose up at it....What do you mean psychedlic? You mean illegal drugs? ooooh trippy! Yes people illegal drugs that have been used for thousands of years and are still used today......ummm what has the legal drug ever taught us??

I was actually surprised at how many people were having a joint or a beer. I expected and maybe wanted a timothy leary bandwagon of loons solving the worlds problems in rainbow colours. Instead i found not many people tripping but taking the plant life very seriously. There was scientific debates and keen beans on their lap tops frantacally typing away the latest facts from the speakers. It seemed like a pretty sober crowd that were really wanting to learn, grow and evolve.

I found the whole space so warm and comforting. Everyone really seemed to care about one another and the toilets were always clean! I have never seen this at a festival!! NEVER! They even had dunny men come and empty the loo's a couple of times a day....amazing!! Nat and i could smell the shit truck as we camped just near them....

Here is a little run down on our adventures
Day/Night 1 - We got lost on the way to the camp site. This is what we do best but i do believe the directions were not that clear. There is a few dirt roads around this Swanpool area....We roll in and see the amazing space. It is green and lush with a stream running through it.
We set up maybe one of the best tents i have even seen!! No poles needed and it just springs out of its bag and its ready! I was totally in love and could see many festivals and adventures in the future with this tent.....maybe i could steal it when Nat is asleep

We strolled around listening to lectures here and there on DMT, LSD and the effects of certain plants that are teachers of the universe.
The whole place was full of fantastic art, stalls and eating areas to chill out at. The space was large but it was not cluttered. I was actually looking forward to buying more stuff as i am usually trashed at the other festivals i go to and do not buy anything.....Alas there wasn't much to buy fashion wise. There was lots of books on sale, herbs and other bits and bobs.
This amazing space was created for visual artists to display their work. It was very grand, a visual sound delight.

We headed off to bed for an early night

Day 2
We thought we would start the day with some healing and yoga. We couldn't find the yoga so we hung around in the healing tent hoping for someone to touch us. To fill in time Nat and i swapped a massage, we told stories to people passing and offended an American with Nat's Colon irrigation...the word irrigation always paints a nice picture. I had an amazing Reki session that was a bit emotional and clensing.

We cruised around watching speakers teach keen beans how do cook this, distill this and then drink this. It was a great space to share knowlege but sometimes i found that it was a bit male dominated and scientifc. What about the beauty, connection to nature, the universe and spiritual side to hallucinogens. I really felt that is was getting a bit too text book and a little dry......Mono tones dribled through the microphone of scientific nature, EEG waves, molocules, dna.....i love all this stuff but i could also read it in a book. I wanted life experiences, what they had learnt, what was next and undiscovered mysteries! I finally got this with Margaret Cross. It was a beautiful circle discussion with no podium and microphone. She was very earthy and spoke from the heart. It was a workshop about the femine in sharmanism. It was so nice to see so many men attend the circle. She spoke about the connection to one another and to the planet. That we are the earths conciousness, she spoke about the importance of loving yourself. That it was not good enough to say the world is so beautiful and perfect and that we are a peace of shit! We are not seperate from nature and the animals but all a connected conciousness. One person brought up that the earth also thinks and feels, she can feel ugly too. That really made my mind open a new area, to think that our thoughts are linked to hers and we are all very much one. I knew this about us being one but to think that the earth is also part of our conciousness was interesting.  It made my heart heavy to think that she "Gaia" would think that she is ugly and not perfect. I then thought how i think that of myself too. My mind and heart felt like it would nearly explode. The discussion were fantastic and some of the idea's of feminie and masculine were challenged. This was my favourite workshop for the weekend as there was a sense of unity and everyone felt free to express how they felt.



After that i felt ready for the Mexican Sweat lodge. Nat and i had to drink water non stop all day and finish eating four hours before the sweat lodge at 12am. I was excited and a bit nervous as my nose is always blocked and i seem to have a smokers cough, even thou i don't smoke. I had heard that 32 Volcanic rocks  would reach 60 degree's. I was stressing myself out and thinking how much i hate the heat but then convinced myself that i had been in sauna's that hot before and that everything would be fine.

11.30pm
We strolled down to the sweat lodge from our camp site. It was freezing and i was now looking forward to getting in that hut to warm up! We hung around the fire waiting for instructions to head to the tee pee and change into our birthday suit and sarong. It was so nice to be released of our clothes and wait to enter the dark hut where we could begin the ceromony.
We were blessed by Fernando our leader as we entered the"womb" hut and had to crawl into the dark space around to the right. I crawled around in the dark and finally hit Nat and the water bottle. We derobed and sat on the earth. We spoke about honoring the earth, fire, air and water.
The first round of rocks was a comfotable heat and i enjoyed the sweat pouring out of me. All you could see was the glowing rocks and hear the beating of the drum.
 The second round of rocks came in with Eric whelding a shovel with a burning hot rock. He sings out "Grandmother coming!". I loved it, every time he bought a rock in he yelled out that saying. It made me feel at ease and i giggled a bit every time it bellowed out of him. The second round was hotter and when i held my legs my hands would slip off with all the sweat.
The third set of rocks came and the hut started to really heat up. I thought this might be the hottest and when fernando waved a fan infront of the coals a huge rush of hot air rushed around the space. I thought i would lie down for a bit and chill from the heat but i was constantly wanting to sit up to face the heat. In this process my sarong was totally soaked and it was not really protecting my behind. I was very much one with the earth!
The forth session of rocks came in "Grandmother coming!!" ooh Grandmother you are very hot! We sat there for the last session as the heat breathed apon us and i breathed through the heat. I was so proud that i had not whimped out and that i had handled the heat really well. My nose was perfect and my lungs were doing great. The only problem i had was the sweat dripping into my eyes and not having anything to wipe them. We then went through cool down before we grabbed our wet sarongs and threw them around our naked dusty bodies to crawl out into the world again. Fernando's beautiful wife was waiting near the door and welcomed us back into the world. The world was glowing and stars looked amazing. This is one of the amazing things about this place seeing clusters of stars that you never see in the city.

I totally embraced the outside world with nakedness and stood looking at the stars with my sarong drapped around my shoulders. A guy did come up to me and did begin to start talking to me oblivious that i was starkers and had been though an intense session. I tried to snob him as much as i could and move back to the stars. We remained hot for about and hour an a half. We lay on the ground looking up at the stars. There was some suss ones that would move around the sky.....UFO's i yelled out.....look now its over there....
Others really didnt have my excitement.....i was like how can no one here talk about aliens but its ok to talk to tree's?
We were all planning to jump in the river but we all got a bit cold. Except for one guy he jumped in the lake and then wished that he didn't. He came back looking sheepish and muttered....urr now i feel dirtier then before.....poor bugger....glad i didn't jump in!

That night i had the heavest sleep ever!
Day 3
I felt pretty buggered when i woke up....drained but full at the same time from the night before. This was our last day in this beautiful space. I felt sad that i had to leave this place, leave nature and go back to the man made city! I also couldn't believe that i had not touched any substance at all....wow!! sober judge...which was so worth it because i was naturally high the whole time! The people were beautiful, the kookaburra's laughed a lot and there was always plenty of yummy hugs going around. The day was full of workshops and lectures and we made our way over to learn more shaman goodness.
We went to see Peter Bowden who spoke about plant spirit medicine journey. He spoke of all the animals and we did a drumming meditation. I really enjoyed the crowd talking about times they had on different plants and what they learnt from their experience.
One lady spoke of taking SanPedro. She said that she was sitting near a river next next to some Eucalytus tree's in South America. She said they spoke to her and asked if there was any Eucalptus tree's in Australia. She and Peter spoke about that everything has a memory and ancestors - tree's, animals etc... She answered the tree's and said oh yes there is many big old beautiful Eucalytus tree's still in Australia. The tree's showed her that they were excited and happy to hear that there was more of them around. She began to feel sad that these tree's would of never heard the sound of the Kookaburra and with that thought the stream she sat beside made the sound of the Kookaburra. Apparently water spirits can mimic sounds.
I loved listening to this experience as it totally blew my mind but at the same time made a lot of sense. The feeling of being connected, family and it all being a very small world. I was glad we were in an environment where this type of conversation was taken on, not judged and totally embraced. A lot of other people piped up and also told similar experiences.
After that workshop we headed over to Peter to get a personal drumming healing session. It was a fantastic experience as the drum felt like it was beating through my whole body, even individual body parts like my heart and throat. He told me what the drum had told him and he was so spot on with everything.
This is Nat on the table getting a drum healing from Peter
This was our last experience before we had to pack up and head back to the big smoke. I was a bit sad that i could not hang around for Rak's "Be in it" which is when everyone takes a trip at midnight and goes on a journey together. It would of even been great to watch!! Next time i will be in it!
I can not believe that the next one is not till 2013!!
Hello 2012 is a pretty huge year you think it would be perfect for this festival??! 

The drive home was nice and we pulled into a few hick towns only to be told we were not welcome and stared at by the locals......My red hair and Nats Magenta's hair didnt go down too well.....bleach blonde would of done the trick!~
Finally dinning at Seymour's KFC - fine dining! I orded a burger and Nat wanted the two piece feed only to hear that they were out of chicken....ummm its kentucky fried chicken.....chicken people...apparently someone forgot to order it! mmm such a beautiful weekend of grand experiences, fantastic healings and beautiful people!

Till next EGA!!!

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
GINA XXX

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Eros Shine Awards 2011 - Australian Adult Industry



Hi Everyone - It has been a while since i have jumped on the blog bandwagon but i intend to get  back on track over some highlights i have had recently. I have been flooded with work - which is great!! But time for other bits and pieces such as self management and enjoyment have been on the back burner!

So stay tuned for Filming at Oaks and Derby Day.....


EGA 2011 Outdoor Psychedelic Symposium | EGA 2011



Festival - http://www.entheo.net/ 

Where i will attend lectures, work shops and healing session...most of all doing a traditional mexican sweat lodge at over 60 degree's......woooow weeee that is hot!! Snippets of Zombie shuffle and pagan festival coming up...


LOTS IN STORE!!

Eros Shine Australian Adult Industry Awards 2011

It was the first one ever and it was held at the Palace in Bourke street, Melbourne. I took my beautiful and cheeky friend along, Nat. It was a rough start to begin with because i had assumed it was in St Kilda and you know what assuming does it makes an ass out of you and me! That it did! So we hopped into a very slow moving taxi into the city. We hit pretty much hit peak hour and decided in our stripper heels and hair extenstions to get out of  the snail taxi and jump on the tram....classy...So we hopped on to a sandwich packed tram heading up bourke street. We got a few weird looks here and there but i am use to that on a daily bases...maybe it was because Nat was sitting on my knee.....big whoop!

We arrived to the lovely Palace Theatre....she really is beautiful....

I whipped out my camera and stood with the other photographers....yes i film on a 60D cannon....yes it shoots good footage....no i am not taking a photo, i am filming......by the end of the red carpet i was just making a click noise so people would unfreeze their expressions.

The collection of people really ranged from young to old, Aussie to American, Real to Fake. It was really interesting looking at all the types of beauty and comparing the real breast with the fake ones. It was nice to have a mix, i  think it would be mind overload if there was too much plastic.

I studied the difference between the two types of bodies. The fake breast ladies were very fit, wiry and  a bit stiff. I didn't really find them someone i would want to touch or cuddle up to. The natural ladies were soft all over, they had plumpish arms, moveable breasts and seemed to look more womanly. Everyone is free to do what they want with their bodies but the ones i liked were actually the ones where their personality shined through. The ones that didn't rely on the body to do all the work. Two of my favourite ladies of the night actually had fake breast but that wasn't my focus as they were eye catching for so many other reasons.

Just a quick one i had a thought not long ago about what happens to fake breasts when you die. Apparently they don't disintegrate. So imagine a thousand years from now when a new breed of humans are on the earth and they start digging up old artifacts. They find all these skeletons with a great rack. It will be like bones and two jelly fish!
"I wonder if they used these memory glands for solving the worlds greatest and most profound mysteries"..... They would say.......ummm....yes....urrrr....oooh....fail...

Back to the awards - The night consisted of Fiona Pattern starting the nights proceedings....Fiona is wonderful, smart and a sexy woman. She was a delight to listen to. The host on the other hand who ever he was, was not that pleasing! His jokes really were not funny, he talked over people and made a model suck a banana. Does he need  a dictionary? She is a model not a porn star....oooh thats right all woman are whores....whoops forgot that part. The awards were beautiful, the venue was great and the way the place looked was really top shelf....good work to the Purr team....They had some great entertainment...Sina King was fantastic! If you get a chance check her out!

We didn't stay for the After Party so Nat and i slipped out to grab some late chinese in china town. I then headed home peeled off my red leapord print dress, uncliped my fake long red pony tail and slipped into some dorky bed wear for a bit shut eye!

Love Gina xxxx


This is my sleezy eye.....looking at you buster!!

Monday, 26 September 2011

Galaxia Billabong - Literally

This morning i got up to go for a brisk walk, even thou it sounded windy and horrid outside. I found that once i was out it really wasn't that bad. I walked to the end of the path and then turned around to head home. I looked over toward Merry Creek to see something dangling from the tree....ohh no a little baby is strung up on the tree!! Once i got closer i realised it was a mesh bag with cans in it - sorry for the false alarm!

Not really a baby, more of a land mark!!

I thought oooh is this where the homeless live or some kind of hide away witches haven!


Treasure!

I put on my detective hat and went snooping around the place. It looked like they made use of all the rubbish that was in the area - Recycling! It did not seem like a homeless shelter but more like a man made doof doof hide away!


I call this the dj booth! It was made up of a couple of tires, heater, rusted shopping trolly, plastic barricade thing off the road and lots of other junk.

They had really put a lot of effort in to the area. They even made two teepee little huts out of dead tree's from around the area. One of them i hopped in and wanted to stay a while for a little nap.



This is a little fence they made - some fairy lights would look nice around them or who know maybe it was the men's toilet.....we will never know


This was a pretty nice area to set up camp it was near a path so easy to find but still away enough from houses and near the creek. It had a really nice vibe and i would like to check it out when there is actually people there.

There is nothing more exciting for me then people using their imagination to create something like this. A little home away from home. That took thought, a bit of hard work, passion and also using the bush!

I ended up finding the sign for the site......i like the literally part!


Now i want to create a little space in the bush!! witchy poo space!

Love Love Love

Gina xxx

Thursday, 1 September 2011

The Travelling Gypsy!

Well that is the end of Easey Street nearly five years of my life in that house and there is no returning... literally no chance of returning because my boyfriend and i tried to return to it last night, he wanted to use his mickey mouse key just one more time. 






We made our way to the gate and to our amaze the whole place was lit up like luna park. I had only closed the door around 5pm and they had already began to set up shop around 8pm. It was like being dumped from a long term relationship and then going over to patch things up only to find her in my place and wearing my slippers!


I was like hey!! My room isn't even cold yet and your in my bed!! 


I feel like i should be more upset about it then what i actually am. I guess i just felt like it was time to have a change. I think staying in the same spot doesn't really teach you anything except laziness. It was so good to be close to smith, brunswick street and the city. Its just too easy! Also the amount of jokes is endless....nobody ever believed that you lived on Easey street they were always waiting to hear the real name of my street...shooting porn and living Easey gelled together well....loosing your v plates on Easey Street always sounds good....Old and Easey Party....ahhh it was pun city!!


All i need now is to move to a place that has a great street name - bent, sackville, cocksworth...surely there is a new street out there for me.




So all my stuff is packed away in storage and i am travelling around with my car Doris and a few bags of clothes. I am actually looking forward to the illusion of not having many things thou i always feel like i am half dressed. I am sure i will miss Easey Street more when i have had enough of couches and other peoples beds....but for now i see it as a good way to see some people i love and find out where i would like to lay my head. 






The Whole finding a house is like speed dating or internet dating!! 


These days people don't like to put their number on their ad for a house mate. They think if you wanna live with them that you should make a lot of effort and write an essay on how "totes awesome" you are. I think that i am much better at talking then writing about myself.  Plus it is easier to judge someone when you sit on your couch in your trackies, surrounded by friends, sipping on wine and reading out a strangers letter in a super posh tone about how much they wanna live with you....Don't think they are not doing it....i totally would do it...everyone would!


Personally if you don't put your number on the piece of paper then i do not bother because i wanna hear your voice and see if you are worth writing to. You can tell a lot by someones manner on a phone then a letter and even more in person!! Plus i am not keen on adding up my pro's on a email to a stranger. It is like applying for a job!






Then there are some house holds that want to create their ideal house mate out of clay!


Example - The new house mate should be a young professional 24 - 28 years old, male/female, like a social drink but not a party animal, this is not a party house!! clean, vegan. We share all our food and take turns cooking...we have a cleaning roster, full time no part timers, no animals, non smoker we also pref gay, bi or intersex.


It is a tad like internet dating! 


Um helloooooo! Even if you demand what you want in someone who knows if you will even get along. The good old putting people in a box doesn't really work.I have fallen for the sneaky peak at a facebook page and thinking wow this person is totally my kind of person. We then meet and its like fish out of water slowly dying and making a high pitch squeal!...eeeek... for that reason it is so like internet dating. You can search for someone and you can add up their likes, music taste, friends etc and still have no buzz factor!


It can be a little bit like speed dating....




You walk through the house slowly and then they lead you to your potential room...Its actually got the best light in the house...they say.. you see either a boxed dull room or something that has potential. You wonder well this could go somewhere...you sit down on the squeaky couch and they say so tell us about yourself.


Count down and not the one with Molly Meldrum - sum up who you are in five minutes and sell sell sell!! 


I have a couch - PLUS
I have a dryer - PLUS
I have a cat(ooh this is a tricky one) - PASS :( - well she is actually going to a retirement village to live with my parents... Dimmy (dim sim) she is getting on - SAVE! 
I am not much of a girly girl - PLUS
I am not a big cooker....mmmm...but love to shout a wine for the one who cooks - SAVE! 


So sssssssnakes and laders


So out into the world of other peoples beds and couches.....
I was going to write what i am looking for in a housemate but i thought i am just going to see what happens. I know that i want to stay in the same area Collingwood, Carlton, Fitzroy North and maybe Northcote...not too keen on Brunswick cause i wanna be close to the city i guess...The house would have a lot of character, bright, fun and creative. The room will a bit large with great light and a cute fire place. The people - I think even if you put out your demands of what you want in a person that people will play into that idea for three months and then revert back to themselves...it is called "Meeting the Representative"....


I have a place for two weeks but will be looking for new places to park my butt! So if your couch or spare room is free drop me a line...i am not a good cook so thats off the list but i will spoil you with other goodies, entertainment and lots of laughs...and clean up after myself... :) 


Will fill you in with my travels....


Love Love Love 


Gina xxx

Thursday, 25 August 2011

The art of living the Easey life!

 You know that feeling when you get when you return from overseas, that kind of happy its over but then also sad. Well I didn’t really have much time to really think about it because i received a nice calls from the real estate letting us know that we were out....the love affair was over.....
Agent – You know how we wanted you to sign on for another 12 months?
Me – Yeah (here is comes….muttering)
Agent – Well sadly the owner’s sister wants to move in so you have 60 days to find another place. 
The owner has been checking out the place many time with and without builders in hand before we even got the boot…constantly we asked are you going to sell…oooh no no no not all….
Translation – “Sister moving in”Owner is looking to do some renovations and thought these silly buggers haven’t signed the new lease yet. Lets use the “sister” trick, revamp this sucker or maybe get “the block” in to do a number on it….lift the rent or sell, sell, sell!!
Its just like a relationship you see the signs that its over but you just don't wanna let go. But Its so easy and we have all this baggage together! Well furniture...
The art of Moving…
I love my house and it was my little sweet find! Low rent, big rooms, close to everything and cheeky name – Easey Street! I had been in a great house in Brunswick Street with terrible housemates...sorry I meant hermits! There were two girls and a pervert.
If you ever turned your back he would be lurking right behind you. He was like a cross between Mr Burns from the Simpson’s and Mr Bean. He would sliver into your room without you knowing always wanting to chat about random crap or ask questions that always seemed too personal. He got along well with the girls because they were all bitchy and had no lives.  At least with Mr Bean he spoke to my face, the girls thought the fridge was some kind of ouiji board where they could write their demands, dislikes and threats. 
Everyone always stayed in their room after they got home from their boring jobs and there was zero furniture in the lounge room... This sign should have set off warning bells in my head, if I had a bit more experienced in out of home living…..WARNIING, WARNING HERMITS ARE NEAR….WARNING YOU ARE LIVING WITH HERMITS!….When people have too much time on their hands and don’t do much they tend to bitch about the most trivial things. I had three of them to deal with….ahhh….if there was one speck of paper on the stairs they would bring it to me and say i did not do a good enough job. The house was spotless, like a hospital. I use to joke to friends that i was Cinderella and they were the ugly two step sisters and he was the step mother. 





















I guess the best thing is I had the top level to myself  but having a beautiful rocking house doesn’t mean anything when your unhappy and living with the socially retarded! 
So I went out into the world to create my own little humble abode and over the fourish years I have been here there have been many that have passed through. 

There were some great parties….lets take a walk down memory lane 


Bad Taste Party

A she being a he being a she…confused yet?? Tampon earring and pubes were my favourite part. 





































































Old and Easey Party!


Old And EaseyThere were oldies……





























Dolly and Maude (Lisa and Gina)Back in the day they were swinging now their just swinging their undies dry on a good windy day! 
 Easey - Easy


 Gina and Gary When the oldies were done with their fake saggy titties we made life a bit more easy!


      
Alice in Wonderland





























Australian 70's Party! 
Australian’s 70’s Party Everyone was suppose to come as something from the 70’s in Australia but I think the only person who achieved this was Lisa with cyclone Tracy which she had made out of holla hoops. 
Early Morning – Who has the best wig of all! Whoops red hair peaking through! 
Camera’s always seem to lie…but I am ok with that….10am looking good after gate crashing someone else’s house and doing a dance on their table knocking all their bottles over…..a hippy pipes up and says         “ Guys…guys….can youuuuu please not do that!” 


Rock Star Party 
Best party ever!! We had way too many people crammed into a small house and backyard. Two bands - The Youngs's and Wool house (metal band)....lets just say the neighbours were not too happy....i got to crowd surf in the lounge room and pretty much kissed the roof with my smeared make up....greeted cops dressed as courtney love...we met meow meow.....when the metal band the neighbours chucked flowwer at them but instead of pissing us off it made a great light smoke effect...too many people in my room and lisa's room and no one was left in the lounge! all round good times that just cant be repeated! 



****Everyone made sure they checked their cocks before they rocked out with them!****  

Bjork dropped into lay and egg!













Courtney and Amy fought it out





Playing some sweet tunes in the backyard!! 




             Kurt and Courtney were there


Closing Time -


Thank you Easey Street for providing a lovely place to live for four years with some lovely people that we have enjoyed good times and bad, tears and laughter, farting and orgasms, partying and spewing....ahh Easey street you were a beautiful find and you will always have a place in my heart! 


Love love love to all


my house mates new and old


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